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An I’m-sorry-you-were-hit-by-a-van-but-at-least-you’re-kind-of-like-Bruce-Willis-in-Unbreakable-fern from Britany arrived today. It may or may not be mildly poisonous. Thanks?

An I’m-sorry-you-were-hit-by-a-van-but-at-least-you’re-kind-of-like-Bruce-Willis-in-Unbreakable-fern from Britany arrived today. It may or may not be mildly poisonous. Thanks?

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  1. downandoutinthesouth said: stay away from Samuel L Jackson
  2. iwilldestroyme replied:
  3. fairlyoddkitten said: Damn it! When my poison ivy shrub arrives I’m gonna look like a total copycat!
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